Here's My Intro

A few weeks back, following 33 years of living in the Empire State, this blogger officially moved to California. Since my arrival, I've been trying to learn everything I can about a place that actually elected Arnold Schwarzenegger its governor.

I didn't really believe he was running California until his face started popping up on the television screen and his voice began interrupting commercial breaks during sports talk on KNBR out of San Francisco. Up until now, I always assumed it was just the plot of another one of his stupid movies or a silly Hollywood creation. There's no fucking way this guy is actually the governor and I stress NO FUCKING WAY!

Well, he sure is and from the people I've spoken to so far, he's not very popular. I guess even his own party can't stand him here. Luckily, for all concerned, Arnold's term ends next year. Many people seem to think the Democrats should win back the governorship in a cake walk, but I'm not buying that it will be so easy. Don't forget, California - YOU ELECTED "The Running Man" Governor.

For someone who helped get the Love Gov elected in New York, I'm one to blast your governor, but it's hard not to. To ensure that the Republicans don't get to put another jerkoff in power and that the Democrats get a two-thirds majority in the state senate and congress, I have decided to join a covert operation with vengeance on its mind. My assignment is three fold: 1) register eligible people to vote; 2) inform the public of what's going on; 3) convert voters registered with other parties, especially Republican scum, into Democrats. The last part is my favorite and I will be keeping a daily tally of how many "hits" I make (converting and/or registering new Democrats) and "kills" (Republican quitters).

The purpose of this blog is to keep readers up to date on my "hits" and "kills," while keeping them informed of what's going on here in Schwarzneggerland. I have chosen an alias as to protect the innocent and no employer of mine has authorized and/or endorsed the content of this blog. Be prepared California because I may be knocking on your door next. If you're not registered as I want you to be, I will take you out - Terminator style.